As a being who is absolutely and repulsively TERRIFIED by rubber ducks (all of them), I hope that all the ducks lose through being devoured by a disturbing rubber eating disease that flows through that river. <3
I predict niether of them win. because cheating it wrong, even if it is to kiss a wonderfully rapable uke. So Some new Seme should come about and be all like "Oh yeah, I won, Now I get to kiss little sheep boy!"